Day 69: Hi-De-Hi Campers!

10.03.09: As I write this, I'm sitting in a lounge on the day cruise over to The Bahamas. It's usually about $40 there and back, but because it's Spring Break, they've hiked the price up to $120. But still, it's cheaper than paying for your own boat. It's an old-ish boat. There's dented plastic panelling on the ceiling and gourdy little golden lights set into it. There are mirrors everywhere that have bent and distorted with time and the seats are various shades of Opal Fruit. There's a soul-destroying casino, not enough sun-loungers outside, the air-con is set to ‘Arctic Blast' inside. There's a television in the corner of the bar showing fuzzy basketball games. There's a small pool, but it's too cold for anyone to bother swimming. There's that constant humming and vibration that makes me wonder why people willingly plonk themselves on cruises like…

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