Here, I Made You A Flag
It has come to my attention that the Australian flag is boring and rubbish. According to flagsaustralia.com.au "there are no compelling reasons why [the Australian flag] should change." There are, in fact, TWO compelling reasons why the Australian flag should change. The Australian flag is BORING and RUBBISH. So is the New Zealand one for that matter. What is this mad obsession with the Southern Cross? Apart from Oz and NZ, it's on the flags of Brazil, Samoa, Papua New Guinea, Christmas Island, Cocos Islands, Niue, Tokelau, New Ireland, Tierra del Fuego in Argentina and the Magallanes Region of Chile. Get over it. Okay, so it could be worse, I suppose (they could be lumped with a tricolour) but still, you've got to admit it's pretty uninspiring stuff: And what the hell is that in the top left hand corner?? I'm sorry, but if the Australians are…