Frequently Asked Questions

Why are you doing this?
Well it’s obviously because I’m bonkers.  And it’s been my dream for years.

I want to set a brand new Guinness World Record™, to raise money for WaterAid, show that the outside world isn’t such a scary place, have some great stories to tell the grandkids and PROVE IT IS POSSIBLE!!

How on Earth did you get Lonely Planet, National Geographic and BBCW on board?
The planets aligned! I’m a video director in my day job, making music videos and stuff in Liverpool. One day I got a call from Mark Bowness, the joint founder of the excellent (and fellow scouser). He wanted me to help him out with a couple of videos. I told Mark of this crazy plan I had to visit every country in the world in one year without flying and he suggested I put a pitch video together for an online adventure competition, which I duly did.

I didn’t win the competition, but soon afterwards I learned that the BBC had acquired Lonely Planet. Fired up by the possibility, I sent the pitch video to Lonely Planet, just as I happened to be in Melbourne for my girlfriend’s sister’s wedding. They called me in for a meeting. So I went round and met up with a top bloke called David who was Head of Development for Lonely Planet Television. He asked me if it this madcap scheme was possible – I showed him my 17-page itinerary and said an emphatic YES.

That’s all he really wanted to know. They checked out my other travel vids that I had made for YouTube and liked what they saw. Lonely Planet looked to National Geographic for the commission for the television show, which was duly granted at the end of November 2008. The BBC also came in on the deal, and the stage was set for the most epic adventure of my life!

So are they paying for everything?
I wish! No – I’m paying for all the travel myself out of my own pocket (plus 3 credit cards and a hefty overdraft!!) I also have to pay for all my own visas, insurance, medical bills etc. So I’m basically betting everything I own on successfully completing this adventure. But I don’t really own anything much, and as long as I’ve got my health and my girl I’ll be content.

Blimey! This must be costing a fortune! Are you rich?
Far from it! Look – public transport is not really that expensive except in Europe and there you can get an Interrail pass pretty cheaply. I’ve been Couch-Surfing (, I don’t stay at hotels that cost more than $10 a night and anyway, I’ve slept most nights on whatever mode of transport I was on. Also, nearly all the boat rides that I’ve had have been free (the boat was going there anyway!), I tend to only eat cheap street food and, if you look closely, you’ll see that I’ve been wearing the same pair of jeans for four months (nice!).

I don’t own any property, I don’t have a mortgage or any dependents and I still haven’t paid back my student loan (ten years and counting!).

IN SHORT – YOU COULD DO THIS!! Backpacking is NOT expensive! Give up the cigs, man – that’ll save you a fiver a day (£2,000 can get you LONG way in Africa, Latin America and Asia!), don’t waste your money on DVDs that you’ll never watch, mobile ringtones, lottery tickets, porcelain figurines, clothes that you’ll never wear or expensive bottles of Stella in swanky nightclubs. Get onto and check out how to live life on the cheap, save up a few grand and hit the road – if you’ve got a European, American, Australian, New Zealand or Canadian passport you’ve already got an Access All Areas pass to the WORLD. USE IT!!

What’s the hardest thing about doing The Odyssey?
The hardest thing is probably getting to islands. If you haven’t got your own yacht at your beck and call, it’s tremendously tricky and time consuming to reach places like Cuba, Sao Tome, Comoros and Cape Verde without flying.

The next hardest thing is visas. Travelling around the Americas and Europe on a British passport is a cinch, but once I got into Africa and Asia, working through all the paperwork needed to get from one country to another was/is an absolute nightmare.

What else is hard is not seeing my beautiful girlfriend Mandy for months on end. She’s waiting for me to finish this so we can settle down, get married and breed tiny little ginger adventurers – more than anything else, the thought of being reunited with her is what keeps me going.

Why WaterAid?
Because clean water and sanitation should be a basic human right. I can’t stress this enough. 2.5 BILLION people do not have access to a toilet. Water-borne diseases are the BIGGEST killer of CHILDREN on the PLANET. Unfortunately, we in the West are more interested in saving the lives of animals (in the UK we give more money each year to the DONKEY sanctuary in Cornwall than we give to the NSPCC) than kids.

Whenever I hear of some batty old woman who’s given a million pounds in her will to the cat’s home, my stomach turns over.

I know building toilets and sewers aren’t as cool and right-on as tackling the AIDS crisis or calling for Debt Relief, but those causes have already got a zillion people (and celebrities) fighting the good fight – I wanted to champion a cause that is politically and religiously neutral (I don’t own the sky-armour or BFG-9000 necessary to take on The Vatican over condom use) and fails to receive the media attention it deserves.

The world is desperate for the toilet. And you can help.

So when you get a minute, head on over to and throw a fiver into the pot. You might just save a real actual baby human’s LIFE. Seriously.

Are you scared going to all these crazy places?
Nope. And that’s not naivety, I’ve travelled to some proper basketcases before. The vast majority of people mean no harm whatsoever and will fall over themselves to help you get to where you need to be.  And, so far, I’ve never felt threatened or in any immediate danger.

You’re just passing through these places! You’re not really experiencing them!
This comes up a lot.  Three points to consider:

1. When Dame Ellen MacArthur travels around the world in a yacht to break a world record, ALL SHE SEES IS WATER!

2. Okay, so I’m just dipping a toe in some places, but others I’m staying for a few days or even weeks, and I’m always travelling with locals, staying with locals and eating with locals… apart from taking photos of some landmarks (that I’ve usually already seen) I don’t know what else I need to do to ‘experience’ a place!!

3. Hey, at least I’m not just sitting on a beach complaining that the hotel air-con wasn’t working last night!

Can you speak any other languages?
I try my best, but I have to admit I have absolutely no aptitude for languages. I speak a bit of Spanish and a bit of French. Sorry, my brain is just not wired that way. The fact that I got a B in GCSE French just goes to show how dreadful the British Education System is at actually teaching you anything useful (or handing out grades that reflect one’s abilities).

To be honest, in most places all I need to say is that I’m from Liverpool and that makes most people smile and shout “Steven Gerrard”! Even for an Evertonian like myself, it’s one hell of a useful ice-breaker!

What do you miss most about home?
The obvious stuff – friends, family, lazy days, crazy nights, going the flicks, live music, summer festivals… I miss my girlfriend massively, but she’s in Australia. I guess I better start re-apprising my definition of ‘home’!

Who are your influences?
My Dad, Michael Palin, Douglas Adams, Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Louis Theroux, Steven Fry, Dave Gorman, Charlie Brooker, Toby Amis, Derren Brown, Penn & Teller, James Randi, JJ Abrams, Rod Serling, Richard Dawkins, Sir David Attenborough, Ben Goldacre, Chris Morris, John Safran, Tim Schafer and Ben ‘Yahtzee’ Croshaw.

From the world of fiction: Odysseus (obviously!), Phileas Fogg, Sherlock Holmes, Bilbo Baggins, Dr. Who, R2-D2, Manny Calavera, Indiana Jones and Yossarian.

What are your favourite places so far?
Madagascar! Or Uzbekistan. Or maybe Iran. And Key West. And, er, Colombia. I like places that surprise me!

If you had to strap somebody to a chair and force them to watch a movie, what would it be?
Suvillian’s Travels.

When do you think you’ll be finished?


  1. As you’ve now worked for the BBC, any chance you could be a host on Eurovision? You would be great!

  2. Hey Graham congratulations on your journey, truelly inspiring. Im from scotland and later on this year i plan to leave go across europe and asia, i just have two questions. First one, how did you get all the visa’s? did you get them separate on the road or before you left? second question. Did you get all your jags (vaccines) for foreign countries before you left or on the move.

    hope your not to busy to reply,


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